drumFunny - percussive comedy & music humor » how not to http://drumfunny.com Percussive comedy and music humor including videos, pictures, original rudiments, and other original content Tue, 11 May 2010 04:08:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 How (Not) To Play Jazz Conga http://drumfunny.com/2010/05/07/how-not-to-play-jazz-conga/ http://drumfunny.com/2010/05/07/how-not-to-play-jazz-conga/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 04:47:19 +0000 Chris Leone http://drumfunny.com/?p=2485

It looks like the youtube community has come to a consensus on this guy as well:

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Really, Expert Village? Really??

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I know we get on this guy about playing piano, but at least he can bust out some moves on the dance floor…


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Referring to:

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Let’s have fun with this. Identify in the comments everything that’s wrong in this video.


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As an ADDED BONUS, we get a demonstration on how (not) to produce a video for youtube. For some reason, how (not) to guy’s videos now include subtitles of his entire lesson…laid in one giant chunk over the entire screen. This begs several questions – from “how did someone not realize how terrible this looks” to “if your hearing is so bad you need subtitles, should you really be learning the drums?”

If you’re new to drumFunny, you may want to catch up on our beloved “How (Not) To” guy.


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Thanks, Lukas!

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Everyone grab some thick paper and follow along!


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Thanks, conguero7!

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