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How (Not) To Play Jazz Conga

Posted by Chris Leone on May 7, 2010 in: how not to, vids | Tags: conga, expert village sucks, how not to, sucks

Rating: 4.2/5 (45 votes cast)

It looks like the youtube community has come to a consensus on this guy as well:

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How (Not) To Assemble Marching Tenors

Posted by Chris Leone on December 18, 2009 in: how not to |

Rating: 5.0/5 (17 votes cast)

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Think this is just the result of a numb nut band director who can’t assemble a set of tenors? Guess again. This is being sold by Trixon’s (the manufacturer’s) own Ebay account.

::facepalm::

Thanks, Keith!

How (Not) To Teach Drumset (Not Poorly)

Posted by Chris Leone on December 6, 2009 in: drumset, how not to, music humor, vids | Tags: how not to, really

Rating: 1.9/5 (20 votes cast)

Expert Village once again proves how terrible it is at producing ‘how to’ videos on anything related to anything.

Really, Expert Village? Really??

How (Not) To Sing At A Funeral

Posted by Chris Leone on October 28, 2009 in: how not to, vids | Tags: funeral, singing

Rating: 4.5/5 (19 votes cast)

Watch this one through to the end (he starts to do some improv soloing that is just…just priceless)

How (Not) To Sing Five Octaves

Posted by Chris Leone on October 6, 2009 in: how not to, vids |

Rating: 4.3/5 (32 votes cast)

How (Not) To Play Triplets On The Saxophone

Posted by Chris Leone on September 10, 2009 in: how not to, vids | Tags: back to school music lessons, bad music lesson, how not to, music humor

Rating: 5.0/5 (15 votes cast)

And now for the second installment in drumFunny’s ‘Back To School’ educational series.

How (Not) To Improv

Posted by Chris Leone on September 8, 2009 in: how not to, music humor | Tags: how not to, music humor

Rating: 4.7/5 (12 votes cast)

(The sound clips, so keep your speakers low)

How (Not) To Play Drumset

Posted by El Snoid on June 30, 2009 in: drumset, how not to, vids | Tags: drumset, drumset lesson, how not to, Lessons

Rating: 3.5/5 (22 votes cast)

I cant begin to list the things I see wrong in here! The complete lack of time, unmatched sticks, sheet music on the snare…..

How (Not) To Play Experimental Jazz

Posted by Chris Leone on June 23, 2009 in: how not to | Tags: bad piano lesson, break dancing lessons, free piano lessons, funny dance lessons, funny music lessons, how not to

Rating: 2.9/5 (12 votes cast)

I know we get on this guy about playing piano, but at least he can bust out some moves on the dance floor…

Packing For Tour Tips

Posted by Chris Leone on May 14, 2009 in: how not to, vids | Tags: expert village sucks, psa

Getting ready for drum corps? Are you asking yourself, “ZOMG, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIT ALL MY STUFF IN THIS SUITCASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

Have no fear. Expert Village demystifies the millennia-long challenge of how to efficiently pack a suitcase.

Editor note: Seriously, what the f are the qualifications for starring in a video for Expert Village? I bet I could make a video titled “Dealing With Menopause” and they’d post it.

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